COUNTDOWN TO THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST PARTY OF THE CENTURY!
If you’ve ever been to Japan, you may have heard about the “Festival of the Steel Phallus“. It has gained international recognition in the past few years thanks to wide coverage from news media, bloggers, and YouTubers. Don’t miss out!
Overcome your Phallophobia by starting the day with some appreciation and optimism for penis! You know what they say… sometimes you gotta fake it till you make it!
My penis is compassionate. It stands up so people have a place to sit down.
Pity the Penis:
1. His hair is a mess
2. His family is nuts
3. His neighbour is an asshole
4. His best friend is a pussy
5. His owner beats him daily
You can’t say happiness without PENIS.
God gave men both a brain and a penis, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams.
Penis is like religion.
It’s perfectly normal for one to have and take pride in, but if one takes it out and waves it in my face, we have a problem.
Kids, this is why you should think twice when people say LSD is a ‘soft’ drug. They seem pretty hard on to me..