Words Of Wisdom

Overcome your Phallophobia by starting the day with some appreciation and optimism for penis! You know what they say… sometimes you gotta fake it till you make it!


My penis is compassionate. It stands up so people have a place to sit down.


Pity the Penis:
1. His hair is a mess
2. His family is nuts
3. His neighbour is an asshole
4. His best friend is a pussy
5. His owner beats him daily


You can’t say happiness without PENIS.


God gave men both a brain and a penis, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams.


Penis is like religion.
It’s perfectly normal for one to have and take pride in, but if one takes it out and waves it in my face, we have a problem.